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Apocalyptic Love Song

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    Apocalyptic Love Song




    Hey, there, baby
    You're still sexy as a zombie
    The rotting flesh looks good on you
    You might not believe it buts it's true
    I can overlook that you ate my grandmother
    Just promise that you'll never need another
    I'm hoping you're not faking just to eat my brain
    But now let's take it to the refrain

    This is my apocalyptic love song
    You know I've loved you all along
    And hey, there's nothing able to change that
    Not zombie bites or nuclear attack
    And if we don't survive Armageddon
    Then baby, I'll see you in Heaven

    They blew up America and most of Mexico, too
    But they haven't blown up my love for you
    I love lying with you under the poisonous-gas sky
    Don't worry, we're fine now, no need to cry
    Actually, in truth, I'm just trying to be braver
    The bombs have wiped out the ozone layer
    I love you so much, it's like fireworks
    Nevermind, that's Russia destroying New York
    This type of life may be different to me and you
    But if the cockroaches can do it, then we can, too

    This is my apocalyptic love song
    You know I've loved you all along
    And hey, there's nothing able to change that
    Not zombie bites or nuclear attack
    And if we don't survive Armageddon
    Then baby, I'll see you in Heaven

    So the aliens have come, have been taken to our leader
    Like something you'd see at the cinema theater
    If we get abducted, I hope I'm by your side
    When we go under the Martians' slide
    But thinking of this, with some introspection
    They'd probably go more for some dissection
    And honey, if it turns out to be true
    I hope that they give my heart to you

    This is my apocalyptic love song
    You know I've loved you all along
    And hey, there's nothing able to change that
    Not zombie bites or nuclear attack
    And if we don't survive Armageddon
    Then baby, I'll see you in Heaven

    And baby, if it's all of the above
    Just know that you have all of my love
    But if those all really do come true
    Then damn, we really are screwed

    This is my apocalyptic love song
    You know I've loved you all along
    And hey, there's nothing able to change that
    Not zombie bites or nuclear attack
    And if we don't survive Armageddon
    Then baby, I'll see you in Heaven

    This is a song I wrote July. 13. 2011. BluestarVampireNinja told me I should submit it, so here we go. It covers three of the big apocalypse settings; zombies, nukes, and aliens. It's supposed to be funny, and I have yet to come up with a good tune for it, although I have some rudimentary guitar notes. Hope you like it!
    © 2011 - 2024 StoneButterflies
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    Bringin-Crazy-Back's avatar
    God damn! You need a tune and a record deal! BADLY!